Robin Hood-Winked
Popeye is Robin Hood; he's got a sidekick, Little John. Bluto is the tax collector, and Olive is the owner/barmaid at the local pub. Bluto comes to the pub to collect 100% taxes and falls for Olive, whom he tries to impress with trick archery, but Popeye/Robin makes a fool of him. Since he can't win fair, he cheats by serving Popeye a root beer spiked with "Ye Olde Michael Finn (king size)". With Popeye out cold, he dashes off with Olive, but Little John feeds Popeye his spinach, and Popeye races off to the castle, turning the armored knights into a cast-iron stove. Bluto carries Olive up a spiral staircase, but Popeye screws it into the ground, and they all ride off with Bluto acting as their beast of burden. Written by Jon Reeves
