Space Milkshake
Under-paid, over-worked front line workers are keeping vital space routes clear of orbital debris when they are faced with a series of global catastrophes on their duty shift. Asteroids, black market time cubes, broken vending machines, rogue AI, murder - all conspire to ruin their vibe. Finally when all hope seems lost, they're pretty sure there's a monster on board the station. Somehow they all get laid, including the rubber duck.
