Steam Room Stories: The Movie

To save her place in her cosmetics empire with her Board of Directors on the verge of firing her as company president, aging cutthroat Sally Fay is literally in search of the Fountain of Youth, the water from which she plans to use in her cosmetics. In that quest, she is accompanied by her faithful personal assistant Neil. The map they receive from a South American native as to the fountain's locale points them somewhere a little closer to home, namely Encino, CA, most specifically the site upon which a steam room and gym now sits. Sally sends Neil to the steam room in the belief that the water used there may be that fountain of youth, he directed to bring her a sample of its water. There, Neil meets five of the rather simpleminded steam room regulars including Wade, the hopeless gay romantic who ends up smothering any prospective partner he meets in that romanticism and who has thus now sworn off men in having a long string of failed relationships before they even really start. Neil discovers that Sally may have an easier task of acquiring the steam room without a fight in that its owner, Old Man Johnson, has the task of coming up with $25,000 within two weeks, money he doesn't have, to satisfy a just discovered issue of unpaid back taxes. As he and Wade mutually start to fall for the other and as he, largely friendless, is welcomed into the brotherhood of the steam room, Neil is emotionally pulled in opposite directions regarding the fate of the steam room, especially as the boys begin the seemingly impossible task, especially in their simplemindedness, of coming up with the $25,000 to save the steam room. Written by Huggo