Subway Monkey Hour
Tom Green brings his unique style of purile behaviour to the serious people of Japan. He mocks their society, tradition, lifestyle, authorities and wildlife. Nothing is sacred. Tom laughs at a man and yells "bum bum" in one of Japans oldest and most sacred temples. Tom pretends to orally pleasure a robotic Santa Claus which sings "The yellow rose of texas" in the middle of a crowded shopping centre. Tom throws up due to a fork costume he was wearing restricting his airways. Tom buys a pair of panties with a picture of their former owner from a "Panty dealer". He claims they will make a good gift for his Mom. Tom lay down on the stairs of the busiest subway station in the world until escorted away. Tom compares Monkey and Chicken faeces. Tom locks a Japanese snow monkey in his van and then proceeds to dress as a fishman and climb in with it. Tom disgruntles a sushi chef by placing a dildo on a food selection conveyor belt. Absolutely nothing is sacred. Written by Chris Ambrose
